Although I haven't yet laid eyes on him, I'm certain that Bill Murray's "Carl Spackler" from Caddyshack has left his golf-course tending duties and is currently employed as a groundskeeper at FSI. Where is my proof of such a bold statement you ask?
Please examine the evidence and decide for yourself.
Exhibit A:Name: Fox
Mission: Strike fear in the hearts of all Canada Geese and prevent them from spoiling the manicured grounds of FSI with copious amounts of goose poop.
Date Deployed: March 21, 2011
Name: Fox 3-D - with life-like fur tail (but no legs)
Mission: To do the work that Exhibit A was too 2-D to accomplish
Date Deployed: May 9, 2011
Outcome thus far:
Now just try to tell me that there is not an astute mastermind such as Mr. Spackler, bedevilied daily by the Canada Goose, behind this cunning plan.